I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
It’s a three-stage evolutionary line, and they’re going to be based on
the tiny fluff-ball stage,
the lanky stage,
ad the majestic fluff-ball stage.
i wake up to this fucking nonsense why are the new bubble notifications fucking orange i am steaming fuck this whenever the hell have notifications been fucking orange fuck it tumblr FUCK IT
but the reblog green is so much nicer
It’s the fckn worst when you accidentally close a tab
the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation
i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN