The Korean boy in my advisory is pretty steadfast on what he likes
#Gucci
(This is a humour blog.)
HI I'm Jennifer and i'm perfect and you're basic.
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
i have two moods:
- touch me
- don’t touch me
what if you get married to someone and then realize they used to follow you
you know, before Tumblr existed this sentence would mean something a lot worse
Americans:
YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway:
welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK:
dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!
OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE
HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT
*blocks myself*
Ok , so I made this in my English class out of boredom, there was no one it had not started yet ! So we had a substitute that day, a really cute guy, and he walks in, stare at the class then at the board, then at the class again, he seemed amazed and goes :
“Who wrote ”Fuck You” in circular gallifreyan , I don’t know if I should kiss you or send you to detention ”
20 years later:
*kids fighting*
Me: Come on kids… Drop it and twerk it out.
